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cannibal summer

new holiday proposition: milked dry monday

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!

need horns pointed from my head so whenever I am bothered by someone’s actions I can tilt down menacingly like a ram about to charge. Every so often I’d like to run full force into a wal

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

true and one of the greatest joys in life

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.