My Pile of Rubbish

I would not survive in a jungle. My instinct to eat anything that looks colorful, would kill me instantly.

I just feel that dancing would be more fun if I were a 4-dimensional being

Due to a bet, I need a cargo ship captain to get their ship stuck in the suez canal. Willing to go halfsies. That means you will get approximately 5 grand. It does need to be a full sized cargo ship.

Yelling out my spells like an anime character, but only to confuse my opponent. I be out here shouting "arctic frost" while casting blazing gale.

Phones are just modern pocket watches

BEGONE, BE OFF, BEAT IT

I have proficiency in both ranged and deranged weapons

It's all fun and games swimming in the pot of grape jelly at the vineyard, until they catch you again and turn the pot on, boiling you alive.

The shadowfell and faewild are not opposites just two different echoes of the material plane. Yes they are opposites in some regards: colourful vs greyscale, emotional vs apathetic. However in most regards they are similar: illusions, fear, little light, creatures with alien philosophies. This concludes my ted talk.

Playing a game of wibbly-wobbleton with the Brits

Have you ever scratched that itchussy so hard you orgasmed

Petition to change the price of Tumblr premium from 69.99 to 69.69

I'm so Henry I would Jill for a Richard