hello, ur a stranger

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

my screen time is none of my business

it was a pleasure being Mexican with you guys

your future wife is waiting for you at the local public library

the 4th of july? you mean like the fall out boy song? you know that isn’t real, right?

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

waiting for karlie kloss in the nosebleeds ⌚

WAIT ARE YOU KIDDING