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Heyo i is microwave. This is a gimmick blog.
He/They/it
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Sometimes just posts cursed images it found.
~OOC~: @pretzeldaopossum


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i am microwave
Heyo i is microwave. This is a gimmick blog.
He/They/it
ally to all
loves spinning
loves fanart
offical member
Sometimes just posts cursed images it found.
~OOC~: @pretzeldaopossum

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currently sending Tenna propaganda to my irls. I need this. I need Tenna to win. This man can take my soul. I JUST WANT A CLANKER TO BE SEXY. PLEASE FOR ME. AJANDBISBFIRB
YALL
IF TENNA DONT WIN THE SEXY MAN 2026ππππ
π«€HE π«€
π¦MAY π¦
π±π±π±K*LLHIMSELFπ±π±π±
π₯π₯π₯YALL DONT WANT THAT ??π₯π₯π₯
HES A GLOOBY MANπ’π’ HE TRYED IN THE GAMEπ§π§π§ YALL THINK HES NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THATππππ
HE WANTED TO WHEN 3 KIDS SAY NO TO PLAY GAME πππ
IMAGINE WHAT HES GOING TO DO FOR THATππππππ
CHATποΈποΈποΈποΈ
VOTE TENNA
π’π’π’π’WE NEED TO SAVE THE TV πππ
VOTE TENNA FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
π¬ 6213Β Β π 24219Β Β β€οΈ 32186Β Β·Β Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
bonus drawing:
he's willing to do anything, whatever it takes!!!!! even if the censors kill him!!!!! tenna nation!! WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!!! so let's go vote for tenna!!!!! π©·πΊ
i mean... because... you DO love TV... right?!

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HE IS BEGGING FOR A GOOD REASON VOTE TENNA OR HE WILL BE GLOOBY,,,,
WERE LOOSING THE LEAD
π¬ 8659Β Β π 29139Β Β β€οΈ 37458Β Β·Β Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
VOTE FOR TENNA AS TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!
VOTE FOR TENNA!!!!!!
If he loses, caine AND doof lose too.
"World Cup this" "World Cup that"
Shut up!! It's the final round of the
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026
Sorry, β¨οΈ but I β¨οΈβ¨οΈ think β¨οΈ I'm β¨οΈβ¨οΈ going to have β¨οΈ to leave β¨οΈβ¨οΈ shortly β¨οΈ because there β¨οΈβ¨οΈ are β¨οΈsparklesβ¨οΈ coming out of my mouth *cough*β¨οΈβ¨οΈ *cough* β¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ*cough*β¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ *coughcoughcough*β¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ

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i was the only horse at the glue factory for 30 years
damn bro. Wanna unpack that?
Shreek/shrills
Hey, what does lgbt stand for?
blatantly wrong answers only
little guy bonks texans
make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you
tag people if u want idk
i'll start:
UNO CARDS
Bucket π
Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in
And this is open, literally anyone is free to join
But here are my recent favourites
@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo
Shoe rack. WOW
@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski
Car door
@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else
My younger brother???????
@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!
oh uhm
my catβ¦
@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli
my earphone
@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13
The tears of Nerakhis musical...
@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert
the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n
My magnesium lotion
@fancysheepnacho @souperache
My notebook
@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical
Raccoon plushie π₯Ή
Open tags
cucumbers
snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D
@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join
an empty magic the gathering commander deck box.
@pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @dragon-in-a-fez @teabooteboot @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-randomest-of-usernames
A Mac and cheese sock
Open tags
random loose sticky notes covered in writing
huh, okay then
@00venator @ratwithatophat @jannahamma @purple-dinosaur27 +anyone else
One (1) boogger so you all get my cold.
Phone
@orcboxer @clueless-romantics @machathemany @disasterclassbutch + anyone else
roasted sweet potato, hey theres some food in this salad!
@femmour idk who to tag literally anyone pls cont if u wanna
cetaphil moisturizer, guys we're all gonna get poisoned
@spacebeatlesips @girl-on-the-subway @bea-yotch @finnjareau-prentiss @affectionatealbatross @delicatezombiewasteland @madmax-offficial @rennysglowinthedarkstars @rockingpolkadots @prettygourlave @thevalkyrieflies @sydsquid0708 @butchboything @ratinapartyhat guys im sorry i cant think of more moots :( ily all
Squishmallowβ¦!
@deathbyivys @remorsefulorganthief @jakegyllenhaalsteeth @timmyytoughknuckles @mistplaced-thoughts @mitziemmi @applepieandcupcakess @beepbeepblerp @enchanted-mxxns @eyekonic-cunteee @helovesmyheartshapedsunglasses13 @jurneesworld @lipstickonapiggg @prettygirlsdontcare @undefiinedd33 @virtualfawn @yvanillaplkadotss + anyone who wants to join!
uhhhh a squishy that's a butter with the american flag printed on itπ
@undeadamethyst @sticksleftlense @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @peggyofoz @star-sstruck @lana-loves-it-all @gilmrres @cochecks @imsojuliaaaa @thepizzaangel + anyone else ofc
a half made baker street lego set... yummy
@dominoeslavacake @emoboye @javika @centralperkpoet @sunnierthantheskies @mothusingtheinternet
Protein powderπ¬
@relmember @alexandersghost @alsoknownasajax @yet-another-nerd-acrosstheocean @missyousoo
a stuffed animal
@thedeerestfawn15 @jupiter-does-things
A mic pack
@lynlapidfan83 @imnotcarrie @ladylilyoflibraries @houseplant-number701
A PS4 controller
@vulpixgirl1279-blog @ezrablehh @sleepycrexture @the-void-via @hereforpeakartandinternetstuff +open tags
A fork. Do we eat it or eat with it?
Open tags
laptop π
@atlas-the-batshit-baller @a-bloody-rotting-body @thnks-4-th-vnm @newbiewithscissors @lunar-luxury @deardajeong @communism-rainbows + open tags
A PAD πππ
@yourdeargatsby @send-me-to-the-exr @hellhole-belonging-to-pretzal @vfdbat @granhairdo and everyone else who i missed
A hatchimal that's is currently dancing
I don't feel like tagging so uhhhh idfk free tag ig
a crocheted opossum plush
Open tags
Slop post β8
oblitgary reblog due to microwave.

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My darling employees, I need you help!
I'm making a commercial for this blog because... I can and I have free will. So if you could tell me what you like about working at Walmart, or your favorite thing, that would be greatly appreciated. This is also open to anyone who wants to say a nice thing about Walmart as a non-employee.
Employee tags under cut
breaks are flexible. Some employees say otherwise. Sucks to suck.
Tag game
The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.
Tags below cut.
Mine is this:
I'm gonna get killed by a tiger...
And who, pray tell, is the fucking human-sized rabbit who's gonna set me up for this outlandish disaster?
@i-am-trashyy @8ghostscarabs @soadconnoisseur @official-kovaxworx @im-garbage-trust @catdisguisedasaduck @sunnydust2003 @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @keepsleepinkoi and...
OPEN TAGS!
Should I be concerned right now?
I got killed by Evil Pomni
@vinylv1 @sleepi-toasti @torrentialchaos @dazzle-expandism @b-does-arts @cookiecat-7388new @kezibun @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @i-am-trashyy @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @galaxywolfcomet @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @roleplaynerdylover @vito-the-troublemaker @m30wm30wm3ow @lydia-khoward @lilonceleriscool123 @lizzietheinanimateinsanitygirl @sakiohappychan @khrystenapofficial @stardxstsleep @stroodlenoodledoodle @sillstarszz @cherry-cake-cat @lunawolf012306 @lustfuldemonlady @chairsqueue35 @chaos-triangle
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE Y'ALLS
@toastoffical, @dante-the-potato, @mossysjournal, @zephyr-the-artist, @shadowh00pa, @starfizzydolly, @bluejayanimations123 + open tags
I got killed by my Russian accent studies.
Too lazy to tag ppl srry
Yeah okay whatever i guess it's SCP-096
I ALSO do not feel like tagging people
MY OC IN GACHA LIFE WTH
im gonna tag like 2 people im tired
@streak-of-racing-blue @lylac-of-the-final-applause
@killian-ob99 @purple-splattered-soul
ALL NEW THOMAS AT ACTION CANYON (batteries and Stanley each sold separately)
@therobinatorr @lucentdreamzzz @fluffysylveonn @humminberg @sapphicnecromancer
MY HAT WILL KILL ME?!!!
@regular-og-normal-redeemed-ag @shsl-horse @niktokof @hopethesillyheartwitch @therobinatorr @ramtherat @digitalfelidaegirl @hazylilacdream
photo take from an iPhone 11 from Pinterest, interesting.. so I'm gonna die because of too many items falling on me and I'll slowly suffocate. cool.
@fatelosingitspatience @harbinger-of-silly @beatrixie12 @agendermarimba @laufey-official @fish-with-autism @knickknat @felinethropist @fated-fucked-future
BARBIE!?!?!?
@goldenbunny30 @abra-ca-deadbra @strange-nerd-boy @king-of-oreo @rice-w0lf
I will not be commenting further on the matter
@lord-business-offical @punky-beaver-offical @jeen-yuhs @crow-offical
Omigosh ur dying to Mosses? Actually such an L dude
Chat am I dying having sex with Oreo?????
@queen-of-chaos-offical @snomeraphim @do-not-u-dare @the-mtg-bbeg @thecatboyknight-offical @the-queen-of-geese @ash-cherryblossom @astroverse813 @aceofpans @avhira @carlthehedgehog
β¦and still green enough to beat me, the fuckhead
@wizardex-yt @nerdwholikesnerdythings @duality-the-chaos-god @do-not-u-dare @aceofpans @amoebaporn @imb0ring @ur-least-fav-gal-offical + open
This drawing that @explodesmyhead did that I love so so much of him, @can-tab-eater-offical and I in his oc universe thingy
Open tags
Also tabsy look at snoms thingy, ts so u
im so greem
no its not true mango loco wonk kill me ever
@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @avhira @aceofpans and open tags