Purple blood

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

born to be an idgafer forced to notice too much

women who are going nowhere in life i love you with all my heart

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

god forbid women do anything