She blinded me with science!

Can I get a little attention for a moment?

I’ve done a lot of thinking on these past thirty odd years on Earth. And humans have placed me in their own gender identity box, which is fine. Humans have a different way of gender identity than we do as Cybertronians.

However, over the years, I think I’ve decided I no longer like being referred to as he/him. It no longer suits me- and while I have not corrected anyone thus far, I believe I’d like to make a change now.

From now on, I would like to only be referred to with she/her or they/them! This changes nothing about me and who I am, of course. I’m still Perceptor. To most (if not all), I am a nerd. I’m chief science officer. I’m largely noncombatant.

But now, I’d like to be referred to with different pronouns.

Can I get a little attention for a moment?

I’ve done a lot of thinking on these past thirty odd years on Earth. And humans have placed me in their own gender identity box, which is fine. Humans have a different way of gender identity than we do as Cybertronians.

However, over the years, I think I’ve decided I no longer like being referred to as he/him. It no longer suits me- and while I have not corrected anyone thus far, I believe I’d like to make a change now.

From now on, I would like to only be referred to with she/her or they/them! This changes nothing about me and who I am, of course. I’m still Perceptor. To most (if not all), I am a nerd. I’m chief science officer. I’m largely noncombatant.

But now, I’d like to be referred to with different pronouns.

Perceptor: I solved it.

Wheeljack: What do you mean you solved it?

Perceptor: I mean, that's what a hotshot I am. I fuckin' solved it. Like, calculated it so much, I got to the end.

Wheeljack: Bullshit.

Perceptor: You wish it was bullshit. The last number is 4. Read it and fucking weep.

a shy kiss. 

a forehead kiss.

a cheek kiss.

a nuzzle kiss.

a neck kiss.

a hand kiss. 

a hug + kiss combo. 

a dying kiss. 

a bleeding / bloody kiss. 

an assertive kiss. 

a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 

a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 

a blown kiss. 

a sad / crying kiss. 

a quick kiss. 

a happy kiss.

a teasing / sensual kiss. 

a platonic kiss. 

a clumsy kiss

“You’re not what I was expecting.”

“I’m not going through with this and you can’t make me.”

“Look, I’m not any happier about this than you are, but why don’t we try and make this work.”

“We don’t have to be in love, but maybe we could be friends.”

“Wow. I wasn’t expecting someone who looked like you do.”

“Arranged marriages are weird. All your life you’re told not to talk to strangers and then you’re asked to sleep with one.”

“I can sleep on the couch if you prefer.”

“How am I supposed to live with them when I love someone else?”

“You’re making me marry THEM?”

“Don’t you touch me.”

“It’s my parents. They’ve arranged me to marry someone else.”

“So how much was my life worth to you?”

“Uh… I know we don’t really have a choice, but will you marry me?”

“Why don’t we go pick out a ring together?”

“This doesn’t have to be forever. If it doesn’t work out we can always get a divorce.”

“Listen, my parents paid for you. You’re my property now.”

“Let’s start simple. What’s your favorite color?”

“The only reason I need you is make sure that my bloodline has an heir.”

Confetti Cake Perceptor.