I'm B. I'm awesome. Love me. Please. No. Seriously

What a big baby. #moose #englishmastiff #mastiffsofinstagram #purebred #bigdog #bigheart

When you just need to get some chicken tenders and alcohol with your homegirl.

Welp looks like it's a #cateye kind of day. Hopefully the #rain doesn't wash it away.

She said I don't hate you but I just wanna save you while there's still something left to save.

When people are ready to kill for beach waves but I'm born with them. #thxdad #surferchic #butidontsurf #actuallyidontliketheoceanatall #stilllookgoodtho

I bought my momma flowers because it's Saturday and she's the only mother in the history of mothers that would ever think to put up with such a headstrong child like myself. My dad gets me because I am his child but I know my mom struggled a lot with me. But it was worth it because now I'm a productive member of society and I can adult! Even though she still treats me like I'm still eight years old sometimes. Bless her heart. #ilovemymom

#coffee #mantra #fruitloops #Cheerios

Ya damn right I am. #starwars #colourpop #yoda #makeupaddict

When your dog loves your best friend @a_strouse13 #moose #englishmastiff #purebred #bestfriends #bigdog #bigheart

#glasses definitely make #selfies more difficult. #stupidglare

John was watching me get ready and says, "Hey. I like your wings." I must be getting better! #cateyes #wingedliner #isthisonfleek

We went to the thrift store and she BEGGED me to buy her this onesie #thriftshop #thrifting #winning #dork #raisingroyalty #warriorprincess

I'm such a softy for my doggies. Look at my sleepy baby! #moose #englishmastiff #purebred #bigdog #bigheart

"As she brought prospective buyers through, the realtor said it was an oil stain, but it was me, seeping out of the bag." #thelovelybones #alicesebold #currentread #fortheloveofbooks

#saturdayselfie #makeupjunkie #foundmystraightener #fuckit #ilookgood

Such volume. Much wow.

You don't even know. #looseleaftea #chocolatemint #harrypotter #deathlyhallows #heaven