Michy

😂 okay first of all, while i’m flattered, i feel i must demur and say that i am not THEE cockles expert, i am only A cockles expert. plenty of other people know more than me, i just compiled what i do know.

that said, this is a great challenge, because it’s pretty hard to narrow it down to just three! i suppose i’ll have to go with just to most unbelievably blatant of spectacles that i don’t know how anyone can explain away.

1: the infamous anal sex fart joke. the joke is literally that misha fucked jensen’s butt too loose for him to fart normally. this is apparently a common joke among mlm, and i have been told that jensen mimicked the sound perfectly. 

also, his face after he said it. that’s a dude who’s practically glowing, but also can’t believe he just outed himself for a fart joke.

2. straddlegate. i really don’t know how anybody can no-homo a guy needlessly throwing himself down on the floor so his “buddy” can straddle him and mime choking him while calling him a “sexy little bitch”, and then doing the world’s worst job at covering up his erection from it.

3. when i say that they’re exhibitionists, i mean that they’re fuckin exhibitionists.

bonus: it’s more subtle, but i’m not sure how one could hetero this kind of tender hand lovemaking.

Unless it’s another one lol.

I think it was a jib. Where Jensen comes on stage after Misha’s panel… or maybe it was even jib10 when he came on for the cockles panel…

😂 okay first of all, while i’m flattered, i feel i must demur and say that i am not THEE cockles expert, i am only A cockles expert. plenty of other people know more than me, i just compiled what i do know.

that said, this is a great challenge, because it’s pretty hard to narrow it down to just three! i suppose i’ll have to go with just to most unbelievably blatant of spectacles that i don’t know how anyone can explain away.

1: the infamous anal sex fart joke. the joke is literally that misha fucked jensen’s butt too loose for him to fart normally. this is apparently a common joke among mlm, and i have been told that jensen mimicked the sound perfectly. 

also, his face after he said it. that’s a dude who’s practically glowing, but also can’t believe he just outed himself for a fart joke.

2. straddlegate. i really don’t know how anybody can no-homo a guy needlessly throwing himself down on the floor so his “buddy” can straddle him and mime choking him while calling him a “sexy little bitch”, and then doing the world’s worst job at covering up his erection from it.

3. when i say that they’re exhibitionists, i mean that they’re fuckin exhibitionists.

bonus: it’s more subtle, but i’m not sure how one could hetero this kind of tender hand lovemaking.

Unless it’s another one lol.

I think it was a jib. Where Jensen comes on stage after Misha’s panel… or maybe it was even jib10 when he came on for the cockles panel…

... nope. No idea what you're talking about.

The stunning photography?

The subject?

The subject's hair?

The subject's jawline?

The tag placement?

Misha being on top?

Misha being on Jensen's (aka: the subject's) heart?

The fact that Jensen is reading Misha's book?

The fact that Jensen is reading the "Love Poems" section of the book?

The fingers in the mouth?

The post being posted on National Coming Out Day?

The fact that Danneel is my queen?

How I'm dying?

Omg omfg HELP!!!

French dub of the confession scene from 15x18

Full transcript:

CASTIEL : Il y a une chose dont elle a peur, une chose suffisamment forte qui la mettrait hors d’état de te nuire. Quand Jack était mourant, j’ai passé un accord pour sauver sa vie.

DEAN : Tu as quoi ?

CASTIEL : Le prix à payer, c’était ma propre vie. Dès que j’éprouverai un bonheur intense, le Vide sera immédiatement invoqué et il m’emportera pour toujours.

DEAN : Pourquoi tu me dis ça que maintenant ?

CASTIEL : Je me suis toujours demandé depuis le jour où j’ai accepté ce fardeau, cette malédiction, ce que ça pourrait être ce bonheur intense que je n’ai jamais connu de ma vie. Jusque là, je n’avais pas la réponse, parce que la seule et unique chose que je veux, je sais pertinemment que je ne peux pas l’avoir. Mais j’ai compris maintenant, j’ai compris ce que c’est que ce bonheur intense. Il ne s’agit pas de vouloir le bonheur, il s’agit simplement d’être heureux, d’exprimer son bonheur.

DEAN : Mais qu’est-ce que tu racontes ?

CASTIEL : Dean, je sais… je sais comment tu te vois en tant qu’être humain. Tu te vois comme tes ennemis te voient. Tu te vois autodestructeur, comme un homme en colère, fracassé, comme le bras armé de ton père. Tu crois que la haine et la colère c’est… c’est ce qui te motive et c’est ce que tu es, mais c’est faux. Et pour tous ceux qui te connaissent bien, c’est évident. Absolument tout ce que tu as fait, que ce soit bien ou mal, tu l’as fait au nom de l’amour. Tu as élevé ton petit frère au nom de l’amour, tu as combattu les tarés de ce monde au nom de l’amour. Voilà l’homme que tu es. Tu es l’homme le plus compassionnel sur cette Terre. Tu es l’être humain le plus dévoué, l’être humain le plus aimant que je n’aurai jamais connu. Depuis que je te connais, depuis que je t’ai sorti des affres de l’Enfer, tu as bouleversé ma vie. Parce que j’ai senti que tu tenais à moi, mais que moi aussi je tenais à toi. Je tenais aussi à Sam et bien sûr à Jack, mais si j’ai autant aimé ce monde, c’est uniquement grâce à toi. Tu m’as transformé, Dean.

DEAN : Pourquoi j’ai l’impression que ça ressemble à un adieu ?

CASTIEL : Parce que c’est un adieu. Je t’aime, Dean.

DEAN : Ne me fais pas ça, Castiel. Castiel.

CASTIEL : Adieu, Dean.

^ So Soldier Boy, new character on The Boys that I will start playing in the new year, and one of the reasons why I’ve got [tugs beard] this happening.

^ I was asked to grow it out and uh, and we’ll see what happens, so um, yeah.

^ It’s uh, it’s getting to the point where I don’t, I don’t know if I can handle it. [scratches beard]

Title: Christmas Downhill

Author: @avengeful-bunny

Artist: @highbeeans

Pairings: Geralt/Jaskier

Rated: Teen and Up Audiences

Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Christmas, Happy Ending, Idiots in Love, Hallmark AU, Modern AU, Fluff, Everyone Hates Valdo

Warnings: Illness

Length: 65k

Summary:

Jaskier, a struggling musician on the outs with his wealthy, elitist family is invited to spend a very special Christmas at his childhood home...with his boyfriend that technically doesn’t exist. Enter Geralt, a Law student and part-time ski instructor who happens to fit all the requirements to play fake boyfriend in front of the family, for a small fee. With the magic of the season in the air, will the plan go flawlessly, or will a case of the feelings cause it all to go downhill? Either way, it promises to be a Christmas to remember.

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