The Foley Files

When Lil Mikey found out about marriage equality in the US today, he just had to celebrate with his big gay rainbow grand piano. Any song requests? #pride #lgbt #throwback

A big belated birthday thank you to @tsukinojoely for this grouchy guy. I love him! #toys #sesamestreet

Walking through the gay village is always so frustrating. At first glance, I ALWAYS think these ads are for local pro wrestling events. #wrestling #Toronto #lgbt

I was a hipster before it was cool to be a hipster. #tbt #throwback

Thanks for the awesome #thesimpsons bottle opener, @andylovesns !!!

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Never invite Tina Turner and Bonnie Tyler to the same dinner party. Bonnie will say she needs a hero, Tina will insist that we don't need another hero, and everyone at the dinner table will be uncomfortable.

Daniel Bryan says YES to proper handwashing etiquette. #wwe

What a well-balanced diet I had as a child! This must have been a Thursday. We always had ketchup and milk for dinner on Thursdays. Good memories :) #nutrition #food

I have an official request for my funeral: When it is time for the heartbreaking eulogy, the speaker must inhale deeply from a helium balloon before beginning each sentence. Ghost Me will find this SUPER funny. Thank you.

Am I drinking red wine out of a gigantic Ninja Turtles mug? You bet shiraz I am! #wine #tmnt

When I was ten years old, I was asked the question "Why are rules important in your life?" Here is my surprisingly dark answer. That certainly escalated quickly....

AWESOME front yard igloo just off of Queen East. I wanted to trespass so badly. #Toronto #snow

May 28, 1986. On my tenth birthday, I was asked the question: "What makes you special or unique?" Here is my inspiring answer. #tbt