The ending was complete shit- but even if you liked it, hereās the facts:
They had 90 minutes. NINETY. MINUTES.
Wasted 2/3rds of it playing the most obvious whodunnit of all time, watching Jesus meander around uselessly, and bringing in some mafia group. And Aziraphale and Crowley, who should be at the center, hardly get to actually communicate, and pretty much never actually talk about their relationship. It was an agregious waste of time.
If they wanted to pull some meta shit, they should have given us a season to do it well. They had the option of doing a full season and chose not to, and the consequence of that is that you donāt get to write all of the convoluted crap you want. 10 minutes before the end of an hour and a half movie that had essentially zero constructive narrative is not the time to be pulling out world upending, genre changing, fandom rending controversial choices out of your ass.
(Especially when a quick google search could have informed anyone that 98% of the fandom agreed beforehand that getting some Human AU when you signed up for immortal shenanigans SUCKS. And on top of that they actually destroyed the entire universe and the main couple.)
The point being- if you are going to just have 90 minutes then you donāt waste that time and then pull twists out of nowhere so you can pretend to be āprofoundā when neither the fans nor narrative demanded it up until they wrote some impulsive disaster at the very end.
You donāt start yanking on threads for fun, you wrap up the loose ends to make the fans happy and call it a day. 90 wasted minutes of answering none of the questions anyone had, not communicating, being overall rather out of character, and splitting screen time like they had time to give. You lost the chance to write story warping crap when you exchanged 6 hours for and a half.
All they had to do was sit them down at the ritz for dinner and everyone wouldāve walked away fine- especially since they didnāt even bother to answer the questions we had beforehand like why the hell Crowley is so goddamned overpowered and what happened in the fall.
It was just generally poorly written. They set the Metatron up as someone who seemed malicious and then killed him ten seconds in. They started the concept of the second coming and then ditched it halfway through to start tearing chunks out of the universe. We sat and watched Jesus dawdle around the entire time to culminate in handing out pizza, and the mafia come out of nowhere to swallow up the first half and then leave. They had Aziraphale show up and get reprimanded for leaving by Mrs.Sandwhich and Crowley, only for them to pretty much passively avoid talking about anything by demanding forgiveness and then brushing off all the emotional baggage they had up until there was no time left to deal with it. All those talks of āUsā and āto the Worldā in previous seasons, and thereās essentially Zero closure from the characters who have been slow burning since the dawn of creation.
Say all you want about their long life together being fun, and āwhat ifsā, and āthey find each other in every lifetimeā and blah blah- but sometimes people deserve to have the script actually address things and say them directly to each other and for the audience. It also sure as hell doesnāt help the transition that they had no clue they were gonna be reincarnated so they didnāt even get to toss out an āIāll find youā or something to soften the blow- they just DIED with zero resolution and we are expected to hinge our hopes and dreams on two strangers with bad haircuts that the audience has zero attachment to in a completely different universe. They didnāt consider how to even make this an effectively impactful ending, emotionally or logistically.
The first half reads like they were trying to obligatorily continue season 2, but the second half is disjointed and feels aimed at picking a new direction 180, and shutting everything down. HARD.
What I personally think the actual truth is, is that they intentionally wrote a way to end the universe (despite the fact that doing so contradicts pretty much every afore established ethical discussion driven by the series regarding the loss of life, replacing people, humans defying destiny, and free will, and is generally all around pretty out of character ), because they didnāt want to be bothered again. If you leave no open end, and a divisive fanbase, they donāt ask you for more. And thatās what I think this disaster really was: the response for having the audacity to ask for an answer to the cliff hanger they left us on in season 2, when all Amazon wants is to stop associating with Neil Gaimon.
I think itās a hack job, and itās a slap in the face to fans.
Most will actively hate it for upending all the world building and forcing them to suddenly grieve characters theyāve followed for decades at the last minute with absolutely Zero tact- but those that do enjoy the ending should be upset that it wasnāt written better. The set up could have been better, they didnāt make a choice to find each other, and They didnāt even do a montage of them finding each other in various lifetimes through history, people are just hinging their hopes and dreams on the song ātime after time.ā And the reasoning behind the whole thing was beyond contrived.
Also, why does starting a new universe without heaven and hell mean they canāt exist as themselves as the sole immortals or just have their memories up until that point- sheās GOD, she can do whatever the fuck she wants and the story uses that to make a ridiculous contingency instead. They also literally had the ability to rewrite life in their hands and didnāt make any use of it. Why not have God just show up if you arenāt gonna do anything with the books? Sheās God, sheās been watching, you didnāt need to manifest her, and I donāt know why you would want to.
So yeah, the ending was crap, objectively, simply because it was handled with all the grace and care of a bull in a china shop.
The fact they blatantly disregarded what the obvious emotional outcome of its massive die hard queer fanbase would be is just the cherry on top. The fans are loud and post constant content, itās not hard to figure out most people just wanted them to wear silly outfits through time, TALK about their feelings, and play āa nightingale sang in Berkeley Squareā the end. There were six dozen ways they couldāve handled Heaven and Hell and leave the two alone on Earth, and they went with āletās not handle it at all, the only way to solve things is extinction.ā Nobody in their right mind would have wanted them to forget a millennia and over six thousand years of love for each other, that was on no oneās bucket list or radar going into this.
I think itās fucking intentional, and I think they were sneaky enough about it that instead of being collectively pissed they gave us half written slop we are arguing over whether or not the ending is satisfying- and the answer should be āNO!ā either way, because there was about 10% consideration put into it from the second they said they were giving us a pathetic 90 minutes instead of a whole season, and then they wasted the majority of that time doing nothing constructive.
Itās just so disrespectful to the fans, who supposedly this was supposed to be for, and the legacy of this series. And it sucks doubly because I know David Tennant and Michael Sheen really put their all into it- and really, I think they deserved better to work with and a resolution to the characters they brought to life. Love everything they did, but I just canāt be happy with the movie at all.