a scientist is always fine

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

you have pleased your brain fish

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died

If I could pin a Tumblr post this would be the one

@ghostroi

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Fun fact: the Fahrenheit scale is used in temperature according to how it feels to a human. So looking at in percents actually is what you should do

Now can I get a cheat sheet for Celsius

Ask water how hot it feels.

yeah i can really relate to characters in musicals because i also make a lot of extremely terrible decisions in just the span of two hours

This is so sad Alexa play Despass Eato