Sarah's Archive

I am full of hate

Yoshi would never say this.

Yoshi would never say this.

red hot silly peppers :)

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse

it’s like i always say: fuck

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire