Stressed bc Fish don't wear clothes

The tomatoanus portal 2 speedrun has bewitched me body and soul

is it because of ur gay crush on glados

yes

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

Like sexually?

probably

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

I frequently get so caught up in my beautiful dyke world that i forget most people don’t aren’t hopelessly weak for socially abrasive middle aged loser women. what do you mean glados “giving wine mom” makes her less attractive to you. is there something wrong with you

im bad at having feelings let me eat you

i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

it took me years to realize when comedians tell a story theyre lying. like you can just lie as long as its funny. but to me it kinda cheapens it if its just creative writing. but i also know i only feel that way due to the autism. i could write some good material but i need to get over myself. how much lying can you do. what if they catch you. what if its too heavily embellished or is just not true at all. my storie