lovingly mean girl(boy.)

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

i don’t even have anything productive to say just know i’m sitting here totally consumed by niallruben. someone else said this a while ago but it really is a show about the unseen. we’re shown several pivotal points in their relationship but there’s so many years and moments we’re never privy to. niall calls ruben in the middle of the night after his first few days at college & ruben immediately knows what it’s about, doesn’t even have to ask. “just say the words.” so they’ve had a conversation about this? “i need you.” it’s crazy. can you imagine the months leading up to niall leaving for college? how tense and weird it probably was between them as they clung to each other without really talking about why. the distance and the closeness that constantly ebbs and flows through their relationship

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

"omg all of u writers only write smut nowadays!!!! i wanna read fluff, or angst :(((( wahhh wahh wahhhh!!" ok u write the fanfiction then? some of u here are soooo entitled, we're so lucky writers even give us fanfiction to read. you know that the fanfiction on Tumblr is mostly smut, yet you still come on here and have the audacity to complain about what writers wanna make? go to ao3 where you can filter the tags if you're so desperate for fluff for your favorite character. fandom etiquette is DEAD