M²H² Supremacy

Me, an adult: Gotta remember to take my vitamins this morning so I can grow up to be big and strong like Lyanna Mormont

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

reBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE  I’M  SCRMEAINFJWM DER

This will NEVER not be funny 😂😂😂😂😭😭

I list it when it slowed up

lmao, I knew it was gon be some shit when the sister came doin all that talkin and movin.

Fucking classic.

I forgot why I favorited this and now I know why fuuuuuck 😂😂

In tears

I’m dyingggggg lololololololol

I’m cryinggggg