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@mfingkingofhell
INTRO POST
Hello foolish mortals.. It is I, LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR!! THE KING OF HELL!! HAHAHAHA!!
…Too much? Oh well! If you’re still here, then I didn’t scare you off! Yes, I am THAT Lucifer, but uh.. I’m not THAT bad!
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OOC:
Hello! I’m Artie/Mags!
I will use any pronouns when out of character unless specified :)
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Executioner alastor but instead of a scythe he just has one of those big squeaky hammers
“Duck Call”
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I did this all in one night and then woke up with a headache. It will happen again.
Lucifer: ……you said this wasn’t drugs…. YOU FUCKIN LIAR!!!
Alastor: ……Lucif-
Lucifer: -NO!!! YOU FUCKED ME! IM WASTED!!!
Angel: Holy shit this is adorable….
Alastor: ITS. NOT. DRUGS.
Lucifer: -IM FUCKIN HIGHER THAN OZZIES DUCKING BODY COUNT!!! STOP LYING TO ME! I HAVE A MEETING WITH HEAVEN IN HALF AN HOUR!!!! -I cant do this….. Fuuuckkkk! I’m gonna fuck everything up! -WHAT IF I END UP SUGGESTING THE RAPTURE OR SOME SHIT?!?!!
Angel: Oh fuck yea!! Naked people AND we get to check out earth??? I’m so down.
Alastor: *Using his last thread of patience to battle a migraine* ………..
Lucifer: *Hyperventilating* -FUCK GUYS I CANT DO THIS. -IM FREAKING OUT. -AM I BREATHING TOO FAST??? -SHIT SOMEONE CALL BELPHA-
Alastor: -Fucking hell. *Shoves the whistle back into lucifers mouth* Calm down.
Angel: eheheh… Yea short stuff, chill out~ give in to the peer pressure! All the kids will think your cool~~~
Alastor: Stop that.
Angel: What?! You can’t tell me ya not interested in the rapture! Just close ya eyes when naked people start floatin!
Alastor: *sighs* ………………...Honestly if I knew he was going to be this much of a wet rag over being high, I would have made the effort to actually give him drugs…
Lucifer: *Quack*
as a follow up
Charalastor is the romantic pairing of Charlie Morningstar and Alastor. Can you give me your thoughts on that? Lol
THE WHAT????
A-ha-bsolutely not!! Nope! Nuh-uh!! He needs to stay AWAY from my little girl! That stupid deer-
[Angry mumbling]
Do not belittle mme, I wipe the floor with you,,
Woah!! Okay, sorry little dude! Didn’t mean to make you upset or anything! 😅
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what do you think of the Charalastor shippers?
The whahuh?? That’s a weird name for a boat. Must be a mortal thing. Do all mortal ships have names like that? It sounds weird.
You kiing of haell? I king of you now,,, bow tto me
Ahah.. who are you now-? You’re just a little guy!
Also am I wrong in thinking that this is one of Alastor’s more genuine smiles?
Lucifer got him gigglin’
Heya BUD...
Let's Chat About My Good Friend @edensfavoriteman
Heard You've Been Chit Chattin With Him Yeah?
-𓆩A𓆪
Uh- yeah? Why? You got a problem with that?? Don’t tell me you’re getting pissy about it.
[He crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow and shooting you a small smirk.]
Pissy?
Now Why Would I Get Pissy About
You Talkin To Past Me Hm?...Let's See...
He Isn't Around so....
There's...The Garden Mishap...
Oh! The Whole Stealing BOTH Of my Wives Thing ...The Whole...Hm....Cant Forget The Fruit Fiasco...
Tainting Humanity...
Ya Know?
I Could Go on BUT I Won't... Because
Past Me Doesn't Deserve To Go Through That
....No...
I Came By To Make Sure You Keep Your Fuckin Mouth Shut About It...
Keepin Him Happy..Oblivious...And Innocent
That's All! No Big Whoop Riiiiight?
-𓆩A𓆪
Wasn’t planning on “tainting” him anyways. That was never the plan in Eden either
I’m just trying to keep him happy, y’know? No talking about what happened later on, promise.
[He gave you a thumbs-up, flashing you an awkward smile.]
"Look!! This duck plushie is getting ready to prepare dinner! It's so cute."
//the tags are frying me 😭😭
“Lilith’s Facebook grandma adventures”
//Thank you >:}} I intend to do it a recurrent thing (?) >:]]
In this one, the idea is that she did not see the text above, she saw the plush duck and posted the whole image without reading (?) hahaha
//if she isn’t like this in the actual show, I’m gonna cry bro- this is awesome 😭😭
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Funny king in clown pants and jester boots who also leads the marching band as ringmaster
Was inspired by Wreck it Ralph King Candy's mannerisms for some of these, he's a goofy goober
Also listened to Weird Al, here's one of the songs
"Look!! This duck plushie is getting ready to prepare dinner! It's so cute."
//the tags are frying me 😭😭
“Lilith’s Facebook grandma adventures”
A little test Well, good morning🦆
Lucifer: How could you say that?!
Alastor: Oh very easily, because it's hilarious!
Emily: *clears throat*
Alastor: Fine. Cards.
Emily: *flips through them, hands him one*
Alastor, reading: I'm sorry I insulted the memory of your friend slash family member slash pet slash rubber duck.
Alastor apology cards (general)
I’m sorry for insulting you /your friend(/s) /your family /your dog / [insert other here]
I’m sorry I killed you /your friend(/s) /your family /your dog / [insert other here]
I’m sorry I laughed at you /your friend(/s) /your family /your dog / [insert other here]
I’m sorry I don’t care about you /your friend(/s) /your family /your dog / [insert other here]
I’m sorry I mocked you /your friend(/s) /your family /your dog / [insert other here]
Alastor apology cards (Lucifer exclusive)
I’m reluctant I insulted your ducks /your outfit /your parenting /your rule over hell /your mental illness(/s) /your decor /your hat /your jokes /your face /[insert other here]
I’m reluctant I laughed at your ducks /your outfit /your parenting /your rule over hell /your mental illness(/s) /your decor /your hat /your jokes /your face /your fall from heaven /your relationship with your dad /your relationship with wife /your relationship with your daughter /you /[insert other here]
Im reluctant I vandalised your ducks /your outfit /your parenting /your rule over hell /your mental illness(/s) /your decor /your hat /your jokes /your face /the manor /the hotel /your room /your family photos /[insert other here]
I’m reluctant I maimed your ducks /your outfit /your parenting /your rule over hell /your mental illness(/s) /your decor /your hat /your jokes /your your face /your feelings /your ego/ your pride/ your self esteem /your relationship with your dad /your relationship with wife /your relationship with your daughter /you /your face /the manor /the hotel /your room /your family photos /[insert other here]
I’m reluctant I threatened your ducks /outfit /parenting /your rule over hell /your mental illness(/s) /your decor /your hat /jokes /your face / your daughter /your daughters girlfriend /your wife /your butler /your brother /your ex(/s) /your dad /your relationship with your dad /your relationship with wife /your relationship with your daughter /you /[insert other here]
I’m reluctant I made a deal with you/ your daughter /your daughters girlfriend /your wife /your butler /your brother /your ex(/s) /your dad / [insert other here]
I’m thankful I don’t give a shit about you/ your ducks /your outfit /your parenting /your rule over hell /your mental illness(/s) /your decor /your hat /your jokes /your face / your daughter /your daughters girlfriend /your wife /your butler /your brother /your ex(/s) /your dad /your fall from heaven /your relationship with your dad /your relationship with wife /your relationship with your daughter /you again /the hotel /your room /your family photos /[insert other here]
Heya BUD...
Let's Chat About My Good Friend @edensfavoriteman
Heard You've Been Chit Chattin With Him Yeah?
-𓆩A𓆪
Uh- yeah? Why? You got a problem with that?? Don’t tell me you’re getting pissy about it.
[He crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow and shooting you a small smirk.]
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throws a lucifer at you
Have fun, boys! :)
@mfingkingofhell
Huh?????
LUCI?! How'd did you get here?! Did you fall through the riff-something-something-Sera said timey thingy too!
wait.....No that means Lilly is alone in the gardens! Did she come through the something-something-timey thingy too???
You never told me that Heaven was so large! Oh maybe sera will let you be my 'Escort' whatever that is!
Wh- Adam? You look- uh- different… you been cutting back on the carbs?
[He let out a soft chuckle, before realizing that it probably wasn’t funny and going quiet again.]
Ah.. aren’t you- cause the little maid girl- y’know-
[He made a slicing motion across his neck.]
Huh????
Im what cause of the what????? Luci did you sneak wine again???..
Oh I look so different cause Miss.Sera said i had to wear green robes because I'm not allowed to be bare in heaven and so they dont mix me up with Big A! (My future self)..Here I'll take off this stuffy mask!
See! Me!
Hmmmmm.....You look different too....I like your new outfit alot!
Big A? Who in Hell- wait a minute-…. Did you get younger??
[He took a step forward, squinting his eyes and examining you.]
And you’re acting weirdly nice… You sure you’re okay, bud?
Im always nice????? I feel fine! Are you feeling okay Luci????
You look.....Old.....In a good way! just.....Old...
Oh...I don't think your My Luci...So you must be Future Luci! Hello Future Luci!
its so wierd seeing my bestfriend so old.
Old?? I’m not old!! I’m only- ah.. ummmm…. Y’know what, never mind!
[He looked a bit sheepish. Maybe he was old. He’d lost track of the years a long time ago.]
And.. ‘future Luci’? Wait a second- are you from the past?! Oh wow- that explains a looot… How far back are you.. exactly? What do you remember?
Yeah! I am! Thats what miss.sera says.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm
OH!!! The day I left the past and arrived here was the day Lilly, You and I were going to the lake! You said you had a new animal to show us and you were really excited about it!!!
Holy shhiiiiiiii…
That’s a long time ago, bud.. that’s before I-
[He shook his head. He could tell him what would happen. The poor guy didn’t need to know about that just yet.]
So.. you’re still in Eden. With Lilith.
Yes and with you!!!
But now im here...which is okay! Its not home but its nice, everyones pretty nice.
I just sure hope that my Luci and Lilly are doing okay....I really wish they were here with me. But Miss.Sera says timey-something-something-rift thingys shouldn't change time back home. So Im sure there doing okay!
OH! Are we still best friends in the future? Big A seems to have lots of friends now, but you was my first so surely we are right!
[He stammered. He couldn’t tell you the truth. He couldn’t bear it.]
Ahah.. yeah.!! We sure are…! Best.. friends..
[He fidgeted with his ring a bit, refusing to look you directly in the eyes.]
Good! Oh! Did you become a dream creator thingy....I don't remember what you called it, but you seemed so excited about it!? Gasp- If Future you is here, than that means theres a Future Lilly!!!! We can all spend time toghether sometime!
Maybe you can show me that new animal My- You, had wanted before I arrived here!
Aha.. Yeah…
[He gave a small smile. He didn’t quite remember what animal he had wanted to show them that time. He’d shown them quite a few, after all.]
Did I mention what this animal looked like-? Or maybe the name.? It’s been a while.
You said this one was going to be your favorite animal of all time! I was excited to see it before somehow coming into the future.
You had said it was a suprise...But you said its babies are yellow like the sun and they were floofy and make silly sounds!
[His eyes lit up as you described the animal he had wanted to show you. He knew exactly what it was now.]
Right! Yes!! The ducks!
[In a flicker of light, a small, fluffy creature appeared in his hands, chirping curiously. It nestled into his palm, as he held it out for you to see.]
This is a duckling! The cutest little guys in the animal kingdom.
throws a lucifer at you
Have fun, boys! :)
@mfingkingofhell
Huh?????
LUCI?! How'd did you get here?! Did you fall through the riff-something-something-Sera said timey thingy too!
wait.....No that means Lilly is alone in the gardens! Did she come through the something-something-timey thingy too???
You never told me that Heaven was so large! Oh maybe sera will let you be my 'Escort' whatever that is!
Wh- Adam? You look- uh- different… you been cutting back on the carbs?
[He let out a soft chuckle, before realizing that it probably wasn’t funny and going quiet again.]
Ah.. aren’t you- cause the little maid girl- y’know-
[He made a slicing motion across his neck.]
Huh????
Im what cause of the what????? Luci did you sneak wine again???..
Oh I look so different cause Miss.Sera said i had to wear green robes because I'm not allowed to be bare in heaven and so they dont mix me up with Big A! (My future self)..Here I'll take off this stuffy mask!
See! Me!
Hmmmmm.....You look different too....I like your new outfit alot!
Big A? Who in Hell- wait a minute-…. Did you get younger??
[He took a step forward, squinting his eyes and examining you.]
And you’re acting weirdly nice… You sure you’re okay, bud?
Im always nice????? I feel fine! Are you feeling okay Luci????
You look.....Old.....In a good way! just.....Old...
Oh...I don't think your My Luci...So you must be Future Luci! Hello Future Luci!
its so wierd seeing my bestfriend so old.
Old?? I’m not old!! I’m only- ah.. ummmm…. Y’know what, never mind!
[He looked a bit sheepish. Maybe he was old. He’d lost track of the years a long time ago.]
And.. ‘future Luci’? Wait a second- are you from the past?! Oh wow- that explains a looot… How far back are you.. exactly? What do you remember?
Yeah! I am! Thats what miss.sera says.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm
OH!!! The day I left the past and arrived here was the day Lilly, You and I were going to the lake! You said you had a new animal to show us and you were really excited about it!!!
Holy shhiiiiiiii…
That’s a long time ago, bud.. that’s before I-
[He shook his head. He could tell him what would happen. The poor guy didn’t need to know about that just yet.]
So.. you’re still in Eden. With Lilith.
Yes and with you!!!
But now im here...which is okay! Its not home but its nice, everyones pretty nice.
I just sure hope that my Luci and Lilly are doing okay....I really wish they were here with me. But Miss.Sera says timey-something-something-rift thingys shouldn't change time back home. So Im sure there doing okay!
OH! Are we still best friends in the future? Big A seems to have lots of friends now, but you was my first so surely we are right!
[He stammered. He couldn’t tell you the truth. He couldn’t bear it.]
Ahah.. yeah.!! We sure are…! Best.. friends..
[He fidgeted with his ring a bit, refusing to look you directly in the eyes.]
Good! Oh! Did you become a dream creator thingy....I don't remember what you called it, but you seemed so excited about it!? Gasp- If Future you is here, than that means theres a Future Lilly!!!! We can all spend time toghether sometime!
Maybe you can show me that new animal My- You, had wanted before I arrived here!
Aha.. Yeah…
[He gave a small smile. He didn’t quite remember what animal he had wanted to show them that time. He’d shown them quite a few, after all.]
Did I mention what this animal looked like-? Or maybe the name.? It’s been a while.
