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Sup Bitches
Surprised To See Me Here Huh?
Yep I'm Alive...
Heheh I Fooled Ya Didn't I?
Fooled That Runt Too...I Woulda been A Goner If I Didn't-
No I'm Not A Fuckin Demon...
No I'm Not Some Fallen...
Dunno What All This Shit About Being A Hallucination is about
Im CLEARLY Here...In The Fuckin Flesh
Before You Go Celebratin And Continue To Drool Over Me And All That...
We Gotta Get The Rules And Shit Out Of The Way. All That Boring Shit Has Gotta Be Done
So Let's Just Run Through It.
So Listen up You Fuckin Sinners / Winners!
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• No Fuckin Minors Not ONE. 🫵🏻⚠️MDNI⚠️🫵🏻
-Listen I Know People Can't Help But Want my Attention But I Got Boundaries Babe...I Don't Fuck With Kids Period...If You Want To Talk To Me
You BETTER Have Your Fuckin Age In Your Bio-
-No Age? No Dick-
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• I Exist Here On MY Terms
-Cross me, You’re Done, Banished, Simple as that-
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•Dont Try To Lock Me Down Bitches It Won't Work
-Im Not Into Commitment (You Aren't Her)
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• No DM Roleplay. Ever.
-Slide Into My DMs Expecting Some Dickin Down? Congratulations Babe, You’ve Just Earned A Slot In My Blocked List Immediately No Sob Stories Or Explanations-
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• Having Me Here Is A Privilege, Not A Damn Right
-You Don't Get to Fuckin Harass, Guilt, Or Demand I Respond To Your Asks Or Comments-
-I'm Not Your Bitch-
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• Don't Fuckin Harass My Fans
-Dont Go On My Other Posts When I'm Flirting Up A Babe Just To Cause Problems And Claim I'm Yours Only-
-I'm For EVERYONE Don't Be Fuckin Greedy-
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• NO FUCKED UP SHIT
° No Incest Shit° -No Abel Or Cain's Or FanKids Flirtin It Up With Me Don't Be Fuckin Gross-
° No Accounts Rping As Kids° -If Any Of You Bottle Suckin Shitheads Flirt With Me I'm NOT Gonna Be Nice Infact I'll MAKE It My Personal Mission To Make Your Baby Ass Cry-──────
For Those Of You Who Fail To Follow MY Rules...
It Ain't Cute...
I Won't Tolerate Your Bullshit
I WILL Block You Without Hesitation
And If I See Your Ass In Heaven....
I Will Make Your AfterLife A Living Hell...
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If I See Your Ass IN Hell....
I'll Snuff Out Your Puny Little Shit Life And No One Down There Will Bat An Eye...
You Think You Fuckin Matter?....
You Are Nothing But A Stain On My Name.
A Fucking Waste Of My Genes.
No One Wastes Their Energy To Even REMEMBER You Up Here After You Got Your Sorry Ass Sent To Damnation...
No One Would Care If You Suddenly Disappeared
Because No One And I Mean NO ONE Was Even Looking For You In The First Place...
You Worthless...Fuckin...Nobody...
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Long Story Cut Short
You Don't Fuck With The First Fuckin Man
Without Consequences!
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My Au
#[Existential Shift Au]
This Is A VERY Heavy Plot I Have Built With My Friends Surrounding The First Family And That Of His Closest Friends I Have Major Plans With Lore So Pay Attention If You Are Curious Because So Far Its Been A Fuckin Rollercoaster.
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•°My Crew°•
OUR Au
#Holy_ShitHeads
If A Blog Or Reblog Of Mine Has This Tag It's Our Groups Fun...Not A Free For All Join And Try To Be Part Of It Kinda Situation
I'm All For Chattin And Shit But In That Thread I'm Not Gonna Be Nice
I Have A Woman I'm Chasing And A Family I'm Protecting With Friends On The Side I Like Fuckin With.
That Au Is Specifically Ours.
Pipsqueak/Babyface (Aka My Runt)
@fluffytaffylamb
#“𝕀'𝕞𝕞𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕩 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩” [ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩]
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•°My Tits°•
Left Tit (Aka Chicken Wing)
@raindownfullofmisery
#𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲”
[ℑ𝔣 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔎𝔫𝔢𝔴]
Right Tit (Aka Chickadee)
@xxstormvalkyriexx
#“ᑕOᗰE ᗩᑎᗪ ᒪEᗩᐯE YOᑌᖇ ᗰᗩᖇK ᐯᗩᑎᗪᗩᒪIᘔE ᗰY ᕼEᗩᖇT”. ⚔ [ᐯᗩᑎᗪᗩᒪIᘔE] ⚔
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Lil A (Aka Eden Adam)
@edensfavoriteman
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Cotton Swab/Toothpick (Aka Peter)
@gaslightgatekeepgoldengates
#“𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰𝒎 𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒔” [𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝑰𝒔 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏]
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Shithead (Aka Cain)
@crunchycinnatoast
#“FɇȺɍ Øf FȺłłɨnǥ ȺᵽȺɍŧ”
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......Sera....
@for-the-good-of-heaven
#/𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠/
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• If ANY Of You Make My Crew Uncomfortable
You Will Be Answering To Me
- To The Bitches Who Upset My People...
I Will Be Blunt And I WILL Straight Up Tell You To Fuck Right Off A Goddamn Cliff
They Are Too Nice And Polite To Tell You Off.
I'm Not
I Will Not Tell You Off With No Reason And I Won't Do So On My Own
If I'm In Your Dm Telling You Off Keep In Mind I Was Asked And Given Full Permission From Them To Do So.
