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 Nicky Nichols: a summary 

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

Reblog if you are

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

they found Jesus

Wow 😮😮😮😢

Squad Goals

Couldn’t not reblog~

Farage is back as head of UKIP

Technically he never left. The UKIP national executive refused his letter of resignation. He knew this would happen and his offer of resignation was a fucking pantomime for the media to gain more trust from the public. By “keeping” his promise to step down he has shown the electorate that he can be “trusted” to do what he says he will. You may hate him but you can’t deny he plays the game well.