Just a bored dragon witch

this and giving a human a 10 minute head start

but the thing is i cannot put my money where my mouth is. personalitywise i’m like a 200 pound puppy who just wants to sit at your feet a lot of the time to be honest

it's sorta like having a missing stair but almost every single person but you takes the stairs two at a time so mostly no one else notices the stair is missing or falls through the hole besides the people who watched you fall through the stair hole and went "damn that sucks maybe that should be fixed"

it's fundraising for grocery money, and needs £100 for food and essentials before the 3rd of august when we do our groceries order for the week.

this thing is an autistic, plural transfem with unmedicated adhd and works doing art and community organising for other transfems and needs help to pay for things. it uses what it gets on the things it needs, and anything left over goes towards helping those it can

500 STABS. 20 MINUTES. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE?

500 FINGER FILLET is a horror satirical roguelite about being handcuffed to a stabbing machine and having to stab yourself 500 times to escape. Pick from three knives (ignore the "sever chance" stat), gain special rings and items (ignore the curses), and start stabbing to your heart's content! It's not real, after all. It's just a game. You're just playing pretend. What's the worst that could happen?

It's also a game about the eldritch entitygirl who put you there. Her name's Ursa. She wears a bear mask; however, it's unclear whether there's anything resembling a face behind that mask.

And she's very curious what you'll do next...

If you're interested in horror, indie games, or evil women putting their fingers in your mouth, consider checking out 500 FINGER FILLET!

The game has a demo coming out VERY soon, so please wishlist if it interests you!!

Several things have happened at once:

Last year I thought I got out from under years worth of emotional, physical, and (most prevalent here) financial abuse. My father took out several dozen credit cards and loans in my name and did not pay any of them back, and as they are "my" loans, my wages are, as of this year, being garnished to pay off the debt (upwards of $40,000 US). Given that I'm liable to wind up unhoused if the garnishment continues for more than a few months (and it is expected to continue for at least five years), I am attempting to file for chapter 7 bankruptcy. Due to the garnishment, I am unable to pay the lawyer in question handling the filing.

Car shat the bed. Even if I only fix the bare minimum, repairs wound up $700 more than I expected. Due to the aforementioned garnishment I am going to be in the red, and will only have less money to fix it with from here on out.

I can't even charge any of this as debt before filing because due to my ongoing bankruptcy case that would constitute fraud. I pay up front or nothing until this mess is over with. The car needs to be fixed before the filing goes through as well, because the minute it does my bank account will be emptied and anything I have that's considered an asset will be liquidated to pay off creditors, including the money that would have been used to cover repairs. Ironically, I will be permitted to keep my car.

I have $1900, and currently need $2638. If I can just get my feet under me to where I'm not pissing away any savings I get into a debt hole created by my father, I have a steady enough job that I'll be able to take care of myself, but I'm in a very dangerous position right now with a lot of things that are time-sensitive, and resources I otherwise would have been able to turn to are about to be gone.