Hyperfixated On Orcas

ICE MUST have a warrant to search/enter any property. they will lie and manipulate you to allow them on the premises but if they arent holding a valid document in their hands they cannot legally do anything

They may say something like "our warrant is in the truck," tough shit, have them bring it to you, DO NOT FOLLOW THEM ANYWHERE. Do not leave your property if confronted.

If you are taken, say nothing until a lawyer is present. The exception is if there are bystanders present/filming, then you should shout your name and whats happening

If you are witnessing a raid in your community, wait to warn others via phone as the cops may be monitoring nearby communications and may use that to select their next targets. Warn by code or word of mouth

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requested by @masterofspite

Stan: Can I get you a cot or something?

Ford: NOPE! *smacks something into Stan’s forehead* I got the caffeine patch! It’s my invention! Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee! You can stay awake for days with no side effects! *Screams* Sorry

Making this an official post so it can be seen in tags

This little angst idea was inspired by the post!

Trigger warning! ⚠️Child Death⚠️ If this is upsetting to you do not read!

The sound of pounding footsteps rumbled the ground as Bill had come crawling back to the main room where Stan and Ford were being held in their cage. Clutched tightly in one of his hands was Dipper and Mabel, the two kids squirming around desperately to try and get out of his grasp. “Alright Ford! Time's up! I got the kids!” He shouted as he stepped up to the cage, the older twins looking on in horror

“I think I’m gonna kill one of them now just for the heck of it!” Bill suddenly shouted as he shifted his one eyed gaze to the kids struggling in his grasp. His eye changed between the symbols of a pine tree and a shooting star as he decided who he wanted to kill. “Eenie Meenie Miney…” Just as his eye landed on the shooting star, he held his free hand up to snap his fingers. “YOU!” But just before Bill could snap his fingers, Ford suddenly spoke up

“WAIT! I surrender!” He shouted to Bill, staring up at him from his cage. Bill looked back towards Ford when he finally spoke but didn’t loosen his grip on Mabel and Dipper. “Good choice.” He said as he stepped closer to the cage. Suddenly Stan grabbed Ford by the jacket and began to shout at him. “Don’t do it Ford! It’ll destroy the universe!” He shouted at him and when “Stan” grabbed Ford by the jacket, Bill noticed a very important detail

Last time he checked, Ford’s dumber copy didn’t have six fingers. That’s when things finally clicked. Wow, Bill had to hand it Fordsy and his idiot brother. They very nearly got him. That would have been bad for Bill. Upon this realization, Bill began to laugh. A once quiet chuckle soon descending into pure mad hysterical cackling. Ford and Stan looked over at Bill, both wondering what exactly the triangle found so funny. But the next words to come from Bill made their blood run cold

“WHAT KIND OF A MORON DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!” Bill spat out through his hysterical laughter before suddenly his grip around Dipper and Mabel began to tighten. It got tighter and tighter to the point that the kids began to scream out in pain, their struggling getting more and more frantic. Ford and Stan began to panic now, the two of them pounding at their cage trying to break free and somehow save the kids from Bill, all the while screaming and begging for Bill to stop and let them go

But their efforts were for nothing when there was suddenly the sound of a loud snap and Dipper and Mabel’s cries and screams were suddenly cut short as they fell limp in Bill’s grasp. The older twins were at a complete loss for words, tears welling up in their eyes as they could do nothing but stare at their niece’s and nephew’s lifeless bodies. “Whoopsie! Welp guess you were too little too late Ford!” Bill roared with laughter as he dropped the kids’s bodies on the ground and simply walked past them

The blue cage that surrounded them suddenly dropped and Bill grabbed “Stan” using his powers to tie “Ford” to the ground. “You really almost had me there Sixer. Guess you forgot to hide that little deformity of yours huh?” He chuckled as he plucked the red fez from his head, revealing who he really was. “Last chance, Ford. You couldn’t save the kids but you can still save your brother!” Bill told him but Ford wasn’t even looking at him, all he could look at was Dipper and Mabel’s bodies. They were gone. They were gone and it was all his fault

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