oh shit what

i have greensleeves stuck in my head but, like, the horrible otamatone version

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

BEST ADOPTED MUM

I’m George RR Martin 

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

commonbitterness

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

dark fda show me the illegal foods