fly me to the moon and leave me there

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

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