the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

the only “musics” we should “listen to” are the “sounds” of a “distant woodpecker“ and “wind blowing through the grasses”.

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

I’m putting in my too weak notice.