Hi, I’m Cosette and this is my girlfriend, Eponine, and this is my boyfriend, Marius, and this is my boyfriend’s boyfriend, Courfeyrac, and this is Courfeyrac’s boyfriend, Combeferre, and this is Combeferre’s boyfriend, Prouvaire, and this is Prouvaire’s boyfriend, Montparnasse, who actually is also my girlfriend’s boyfriend and my girlfriend’s sister’s boyfriend, Azelma, so it’s kinda weird, and this is Bahorel, who I think is both Montparnasse and Prouvaire’s boyfriend, but he also has a laughing mistress and I think that that guy, Feuilly, is in a relationship with them too and Enjolras, who I’m pretty sure he’s married to Grantaire, even if sometimes he talks to Prouvaire like he’s his lover but actually everyone’s in love with Prouvaire so we don’t mind, but everywhere there is Grantaire there are also Joly, Bossuet and Musichetta and honestly I lost the count. And who the hell is Floreal and why is she naked with us? The fuck, guys.
