c'est la vie

DVD commentary where it's just two guys flirting with eachother and then fucking

I hate checking out a piece of media your mutuals love dearly and just being unmoved. Unimpressed. Like I’m getting a bad grade in mutual a thing that is normal to fear and possible to achieve

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

i fear a lot of ppl confuse “was this character’s death well written and good for the story” with “did i like it, personally”

when i see takes like “there’s no good reason to kill a character” i’m like fair dues they should’ve just had mufasa comedically stuck in an elevator for the second and third acts of the lion king

what’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t moan like a girl

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

Me too…

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy