Yay Friday.

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

SLPT: If you want to stay underwater without having to go up and breathe, just inject a syringe of air into your veins! You won't have the need to breathe ever again!

@snakeybones

There are two possibilities upon dying; Either we are completely annihilated never to experience anything again or we remain sentient for eternity. Both of these possibilities are extremely terrifying.

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD