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"Dude... I rock!"
Indie first person/slice of life Metabee From Medaboots. Not selective. Non roleplay account friendly! Mun is 30+, Muse Is ageless. SFW.
ABOUT
HEADCANONS
RULES
ASK A QUESTION
DONATE WATERMELONS

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been sleepin on this website ngl feels like a ghost town
hellooooo anyone??? how long am i gonna talk into tha void here??? thought this place was sβposed tβbeβ¦ iβunnoβ¦ SOCIAL media????
wasabi my dudes! man had the BEST day! plenty o' robattlin' n' stuff. spyke && crosserdog are gettin' GOOD he's givin' me a run for mah money. cant slack off now theres no way those 2 r ever catchin' up t'urs truly. so howz'ur we-dnes-day goin'??
yo sorry for not postingβ guys. i got the LAZY DAY OF MY LIFE!!! tβwas rainy all day so ik nβ i just took it ez for tβday just lazingβ around likβa coupleβa sackβa potatoes. i feel rejuvenated I swear!! canβt to bop some bots tmr. i sleep now cya!!

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a'ight so i gave ikki a metabeeboppin'.... maybe 5... i kinda stopped countin'. i think he learned his lesson. he better have!! had t' change mah phone code (λ_λ)... ya can't just expose me like that man come on i got a reputation to keep!!(--_--) so howzur monday goin'??
guess who got his hands on metabees phoneπ¬ its ikkiiii!! anyway just wanted to tell you guys I found him in the bathtub with an entire watermelon π i guess he sleepwalked or something! gotta go see ya π
before i forget and metabee finds out π¬
-ikki
hold on a minute iβ¦ WHAT??? JUSβ GRABBED MY PHONE NOW!!!! i KNEW ikki wuz up tβsomethinβ! the rascal tried tβ keep me distracted ALL DAY anβ now i come back to THIS??? this is WAR!!! youll rue the day ya invoked the wrath oβ metabee ikki mark mah words ull be SORRY!!!
guess who got his hands on metabees phoneπ¬ its ikkiiii!! anyway just wanted to tell you guys I found him in the bathtub with an entire watermelon π i guess he sleepwalked or something! gotta go see ya π
before i forget and metabee finds out π¬
-ikki
guess who got his hands on metabees phoneπ¬ its ikkiiii!! anyway just wanted to tell you guys I found him in the bathtub with an entire watermelon π i guess he sleepwalked or something! gotta go see ya π
hahaha oh man today was too rich! so ik & i agreed t'have a bad movie night and oh man was it baad but it's so funny tho. we watched airplanes. some 80s movie and man it sent my sides int'orbit i swear i cudn't follow anythin' u gotta turn off ur brain 'n take it in π

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Found any particularly good watermelons lately?
haha very funny dude you know dang well i can't eat'em >.>
althoouuugh i got me a collection of watermelon scented things and ohHH man do they smell good :D i cant pick a fave. mama t gave me a watermelon candle on monday. i cant bring myself t'burn it ;_;
ahhh feels good t' sleep in! ik's still snoozin' as usual. i swear he'd sleep all day if i let'im. 's his turn to do the house chores. i ain't coverin' for'im this time (οΌβ£Μ_β£Μ)
so what's shakin'?
hhhooooweee... sorry y'all kinda been sleepin' on this tumblr thing huh?? ngl wud be more enticin' if i had sum kinda interaction catch my drift ;)? lifes been good. its scorchin' outside tho... sun... dude i needja 2 take sum time off k? thanks!
What your favorite day of the week? Also you rock!
whassup!! u got a keen eye nonny ;)
id say friday (i mean err'yone likes friday right??) cuz i get 2 hang out w the ikster for tha next 2 days bu' he's been busier n' busier w his homework. school's kinda tough now that he's grown older n' all. sometimes i get my gears goin' 'bout how things gon' be when hes even older since schools havin' him cram harder and harder. i try 2 tell myself theres no use worryin' about that stuff now cuz it's in the future but y'know α( α )α
Where's the hunk? I don't see a hunk anywhere around here
yo ur eye parts off or sum?? whaddya mean βwheres tha hunk?β better watch it nonny! i ainβt the best in town for nuthin!!

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chillin' in bed havin' a good time while ikki snores like a pig i swear this kid cud scare a lion he's so loud geez.
hope yall doin good n' all. its so hot in 'ere man i swear if i cud sweat they'd hire me as the town fountain
howz the weather where u at??
sketches of robo bugs to defeat artblockΒ