Sentiments and Satisfaction

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

evolution was a mistake i want fangs

Canines, but I see your point

You don’t belong here. Listen to me you psychopathic bitch, you don’t fucking belong here. This is NOT your place to speak. Listen harder you absolute poopoo of a man. “Nyeah, Canines, but I see your point,” Do you know how absolutely IDIOTIC you sound right now. What the fuck even IS a canine? Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. You have to sleep I just know it I just know you have to sleep and the fucking second your dimmers are out I’m gonna fuckin kill you with your own shitty little baseball bat. You SUCK

I laughed at this too much

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

I’m in love with this post

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

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This all happened at Lush.

@messysuitcase

@sunfl0wer-mama it’s true. All of this. And I am the Supreme

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

🤔 a compelling model

The USWNT said they wouldn’t go to the white house and they had Trump and all the Republicans say “WIN THE WORLD CUP BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT” and they were like “WELL OK YOU DUMBASSES WATCH US WIN IT AGAIN” and i feel like that is the biggest flex ever.