What

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

Nicely done, sir.

In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.

I love all of these can we start using them?

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

Oh my god they were classmates

Is that the dude from american vandal???

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

I’ll never be sad again

Him head to big for him got dam body

DMX singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is the only way to kick off the holiday season.

Same energy

The feedback bit is inspired.

Accurate.

I laugh way too hard at this every time I see it it’s too real lmao

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.