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gortash has got the religious terrors just as bad as durge imo. he seems to have sought out worship of bane on his own, establishing the little cult in the gate.
he was on the up and up under his own power when the dreams started and he seemed to have seized that opportunity and undergone the training. i dont think, given the context clues scattered around, it is a stretch to say that he found shelter in Bane's teachings in the same way Abdirak did with Loviatar.
he seems to decide that he will not be weak or vulnerable again. i think a lot about the helldusk helmet in raphael's house and how it allows the infliction of frighten. i think a lot about how his coat renders him proof against that, with its charms and baubles invoking both baneite iconography and the decor of the house of hope.
of the boots, allowing him to walk over his captor every day.
he follows his dreams from bane. he investigates the astral prism. and then everything goes to shit. even in a playthrough where the player is not the durge, the durge still exists and the notes about them are still in place. implying that durge makes it Back to baldur's gate from the crash site on their own, and loses the challenge against Orin.
he still lost his nearest and dearest. he still experiences things starting to fall apart around him, very suddenly, after so much time building up.
like it really seems like gortash has an elaborate series of rituals he does to assert that he is in control of his environment and the plan. but i wonder if he doubts. bc like his private memoir notes #9 are really revealing? and he would absolutely have doubts about it from time to time, that'd only start to accelerate after either tav or durge themselves start throwing wrenches in the gears.
wasn't it odd, if one thinks about it, that this scheme, made by an illithid lich, was left right next to the crown? mephistopheles must have been aware of raphael's thousand year obsession with stealing it.
and we know that meph had a spy in his House, constantly reporting back.
sure, it makes sense to group like with like in a museum collection, but the whole thing would start to smack of a honeypot.
he lost his partner, he helped sow the seeds of his own destruction, and he's a man desperately trying to trust that bane wouldn't hang him out to dry or be played by greater forces while all the evidence is building that Exactly That happened.
and every little lapse, every moment of doubt - while important for potentially getting the plan back in action - might feel like a strain on his relationship with his god, no matter how business-partner'y his conception of his relationship with bane might be.
and he's lost the one person he could freely bounce thoughts off and frame it as Preparation and Worst Case Scenarios with. if he just has those thoughts on his own, that's just Doubt.
all of this to say there are a bunch of little red flags that gortash is genuinely deeply desperate to get shit back on track, but cannot allow himself to actively have his crisis of faith, because to do so would be in itself to admit weakness and failure when he is supposed to be the living exemplar of the opposite.
terrible man. i'm chewing on him. im shaking him furiously back and forth in my teeth.
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oh so everyone from Waterdeep is just like that huh
(source is from Waterdeep: Dragon Heist)
So it's New York is what you're telling me then

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I absolutely do NOT have an obsession over another evil bastard of a fictional character. It's not like screenshotting all the documents, letters and books I found about him makes me obsessed. smh
How the fuck are these Gortash's stats???
This bitch looks like he can barely lift a bowl of soup, he's as aerodynamic and dextrous as a baguette, and I'm sorry I love the man, but he's dumb as a bag of Mugwort.
I'll give him the charisma one though.
You'd be amazed how charismatic 40 year old weirdos with bad hair but impeccable drip can be.
Gortash Age/Timeline
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Here we go. And I think it goes without saying, but spoilers ahead.
core classes as undead :)
Starting things off with some Percy - plan on drawing the rest of Vox Machina and the Mighty Nein soon!

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me and my brothers are playing a new kind of chess where you sit on the floor with the rabbit roaming around and you have to play as quickly as possible before he ruins the board. you cannot stop him or you lose
if you dont get to finish the game the rabbit wins btw
Whats the score
we have yet to win
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