The Lovers. Art by Davide Corsi, from the Mythology Tarot.
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The Lovers. Art by Davide Corsi, from the Mythology Tarot.

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Bruce Wayne beats the shit out of a Vampire!!! Not Clickbait!!!
SO, after Danny is adopted by the Batfam and they accept his Halfa Status, he gives them all their own special Fenton Deflector Badges that will prevent them from being overshadowed and lets them touch ghosts even while intangible
Of course Vlad finds out that his little Badger got adopted by an entirely separate Billionaire and wants to get revenge.
So one day, while Bruce is walking down the street, Vlad tries to overshadow him. He is hoping that he will be able to destroy Bruce’s public reputation and then sell himself Wayne Enterprises, making himself the richest man in the world and making Danny run to him instead.
What actually happens in that Vlad collides face first with Bruce’s back and is knocked to the ground. Bruce turns around, recognizes Vlad, and starts beating the everloving crap out of him.
And across the street, some people are recording it. It looks like a Looney Toons Sequence, with Bruce and Vlad fighting with a bench concealing their view, Vlad and Bruce appearing above a bench, with Vlad holding bruce in a chokehold before Bruce kicks him in the *redacted* and they both fall out of view again, Vlad trying to crawl away before Bruce drags him back behind the bench, Bruce standing up just in view above the bench, and then proceeding to deliver an Elbow Drop. Basically every comedic fight element you can think of.
The Video gets posted to Youtube and goes Viral within the day.
Danny has a GIF of Vlad trying to crawl away and getting dragged back as his Screensaver. The GIF if him getting kicked in the *redacted* is his Background.
People probably start assuming Bruce is the one supplying Batman with the requisite blood he needs to not starve, don’t they?
Once the rumor spreads that Bruce Wayne is supplying blood for batman he has so many “accidents” with people falling into him and ripping his shirt to see his neck. After one incident the lady goes back to her friends to tell them sadly he didn’t have any bites. “The necks not the only place with juicy veins.” The ladies turn around to see a young black haired, blue eyed man standing behind them. He taps high up on the inside of his leg and gives them a wink before strolling away. In the other room Bruce has a shiver of danger crawl up his spine.
That same teen just staring at the ladies like “also. The neck is actually kinda a horrible place to bite to get blood because of how high the blood pressure in the artery is. It would create a mess and be very risky. I wouldnt be surprised if Batman was a smart enough vampire to not mortally kill his blood supplier. Especially with him being agaisnt killing” sips his smoothie.
Ladies: who even are you and why do you know?
Same black haired teen: lets just say that i know where dear old plasmius came from and we all know what to watch out for.
This is hilarious and the comments are brilliant.
You know what else would be funny?
While thralls often do supply their vampires with blood, they can also serve other purposes such as defending and caring for their vampires territory.
Bruce Wayne runs several charities which cater to the well-being of Gotham’s people (which Batman has claimed just as much as the land), keeps Batman well sated enough that he shows no discernable urge to bite even in the middle of a fight, and very effectively laid the smackdown on an invading vampire before he could even find Batman. That is a prime quality thrall.
Any time B leaves Gotham after the news goes viral, other vampires are either trying to seduce him away from Batman (as Bruce) or challenge him for his claim to Bruce (as Batman). He is exasperated by all of this. He could get ordinary civilians coming up with this nonsense, but shouldn’t vampires be able to tell that Plasmius wasn’t a vampire? Or at least that Batman isn’t?
#DPxDC#DCxDP#vampires want him#vampires want to be him#Batman is annoyed#his kids are laughing at him#how is he supposed to Live Laugh Love under these conditions?#oh wait he’s Batman#how is he supposed to Live Lurk Loom under these conditions?
Now that preorders are closed I can show the two cards I worked on in the Hellaverse Tarot card fan project! Ace of Wands for Charlie and The Fool for Fizz! I had so much fun drawing these two and I cant wait till everyone gets their decks!
Fanart of "House Divided" by spaceliquid.
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Nesting Habits🪺
A little monster-y AU I did for mayternity ;w; 💕 I just love making them into creatures ´v`✨
Hellavua Dads! Hope the Hellaverse can crossover at some point, we'd love to see Lucifer and Blitz meet.
This was supposed to be a short doodle and spiraled into a full 13 page comic ahaha
Special thanks to @velkynkarma for coming up with the funniest parts of Blitz's dialogue
Fiona, for @hyliagirl42-art
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Play your final ace for a pretty face
Prila, for @blackash
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another recent commission ✨💫
Pride art with more of Husk being together with Angel, and shamelessly showing it 🤭 Along with Angel shamelessly 💕loving it💕
And ending Pride Month with HuskerCherriDust album art, from the HuskerDust Cult Discord theme “Pride of the Decades” 😁
Redrew that one spicy comic from 2023 (I want to maybe compile these into a little zine down the line) and took the opportunity to test out a greyscale style 🤔 It's hard for me to feel like something looks complete without colour but I feel like it'd speed up my process
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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
city. i am the deity of cities.
FUCK yes.
Deity of corners.
Kalok: I AM THE DIETY OF SIEGE
Business? I’m the dirty of business? Ugh
But I suppose I could smite all corporations from existence and damn billionaires so maybe it’s not all bad
CREDIBILITY. Amazing.
Damage.
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Oh fuck, this is what it feels like to be corrupted by power.

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its like strippers and the economy to me
#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity
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Sometimes with art I am very proud of I don't even feel like sharing hah but here my most recent Character Design commission! For Kyril Magnus. An anthropomorphic black hole lady!
And a look into the concepting process!
I am open for custom designs like this! Click here for prices and information!