feed me sleep

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

@ohwhymeme

@merry-sad

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

Omg I love him. 😭

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

would u rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby

what’s a brick

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

is that sonic or pikachu

It’s Christopher Walken

osha stupid

tumblr banned nsfw content what are yall doing

OSHA please interact

This will be investigated immediately. Article 7, section V, paragraph III explicitly says that “only three or more lifters can be stacked at one time”.

Effective Marketing lmao