Scream if you have to

when talking heads said "there is water at the bottom of the ocean" like yes there is girl ❤️

you so

fuckin

precious

when you

hit it

from the

back and

drive you

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

just a girl trying not to rip her skin off 

Plus this leaves the roof free for solar panels, which is often a better use of that space!

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

What if instead of editing – and hear me out on this one – I lay facedown on the floor and do nothing

I want to be like one of those authors from the 1900s who would get high on cocaine then write a book that barely made any fucking sense and just publish the first draft. Why did we stop doing that