au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

@merper 😂

this is one of the Russian Chaos Agents tumblr banned lmao

Nefarious Russian plot to make relatable text posts on tumblr dot com

self care is just going the hell to bed

my entire academic career

how to draw hand

Place hand on paper and outline with a pen

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

You’ll see people today you will never see again, so it’s really a once in a lifetime experience.

Reblog for noises

LET HIM IN

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

If my baby don’t look at me like that, i don’t want them

^lmfao why am I laughing so hard at that

😂😂😂😂😂

Does anyone else have this insecurity where you consider people friends, but you don’t know if they consider you a friend? Like, my super close friends, the ones I talk to every day, I don’t have doubts about, but like my friends in theatre or ones I just see at school, etc., like…do they think of me as a friend?? Like, I almost get the temptation to be like, “Hey, are we friends??” But that would be weird because if we are friends, why would I question it, and if we aren’t, then why do I think we are???

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic