heart cooks brain.

Tag ur self im emojione

@ half the people tagging ur self as emojidex: you’re Samsung and you know it

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

It’s begun. We are now officially the last surviving generation of this ancient civilization..

No offense but what is the point of food that isn’t spicy

will i ever have my shit together

I hate this hellhole website for making me familiar with fetish terminology against my will

me @ people who make long informative posts: i appreciate how knowledagable you are but i cant read that

Masculinity is a prison, but it’s one of those white-collar prisons where you get to play badminton