GRUMPY AFFECTIONATE STARTERS.
1. âYeah, yeah. Youâre cute. Just stop smiling at me like that.âÂ
2. âI love you, but please stop whatever it is that youâre doing.âÂ
3. âYouâre so annoying. Oh my Godâ I love you so much.âÂ
4. âSTOP BEING SO CUTE, ITâS NOT FAIR!â
5. âListen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?â
6. âGive me a minute, Iâm going to tickle the shit out of you.âÂ
7. âHey, stop looking at me like thatâ I donât like how cute you look.âÂ
8. âPlease, stop smiling at me like that. Iâm not sure what will happen if you keep doing that.âÂ
9. âI donât like people, but youâre an exception.âÂ
10. âYouâre the only one who gets to call me that, you know.âÂ
11. âI crave your affection, but I crave your silence even moreâ shut up.âÂ
12. âIs this your way of subtly hinting that you want to hold my hand because itâs quite cute, but Iâm not in the mood to hold your hand.âÂ
13. âYouâre talking too much, just shut up and hold me.âÂ
14. âEw. Get away from me. Noâ not you. You stay.âÂ
15. âHi, Iâve been subtle at hinting that I want your attention all day and you havenât noticed once and now Iâm pissed.â