oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

hannibal au where will is a lifeguard searching for whoever keeps performing unsafe cannonballs at the pool and is eventually forced to turn to dr hannonball lecter for help

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

you guys are getting stimuli??

I lied for notes sorry

sometimes elias walks into the institute break room when no one else is in there, opens up the fridge, and throws away one lunch at random. he does this once a month, and unless there’s something particularly universally loved in the fridge, the item he throws out is truly picked at random. if there’s something especially good in there though, he always picks that one. several times he’s accidentally thrown out his own lunch.

fun fact: every time he throws away someone’s lunch, he had Rosie from HR send out an institute-wide email to remind everyone that stealing people’s lunches is not acceptable.

get their ass bernie

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

Protect him!!!

One day he will be the one doing the protecting

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”