megamind, but his comeback scene

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

this is twice as true in the winter

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

Princes will literally ask, "Is anyone else gonna form a deeply unhealthy codependent relationship with this knight, twist his fealty to their own purposes, and turn themselves into his true religion," and not wait for an answer.

Princes will literally ask, "Is anyone else gonna form a deeply unhealthy codependent relationship with this knight, twist his fealty to their own purposes, and turn themselves into his true religion," and not wait for an answer.

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.