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𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐒  𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓  𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓  :  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋  !  an  extremely  selective  &  private  writing  blog  for WADE  WINSTON  WILSON  of  the  marvel  franchise  (  not  movies  compliant  )  headcanon  &  TRIGGER  HEAVY  .  do  not  follow  if  you  are  under  the  age  of  TWENTY1 . 

" it's probably just my imagination .. but i've only dreamt of men who cared so deeply. i don't know .. i just don't want to get hurt again. " she is adding the last diamonds she can carry to her collection. if only she could take them all with her. diamonds are like cats ; beautiful and easy to talk to . the only difference is , she would never sell her cats. greed kills . a thief like her never gets caught. except for in the cases that she does . this won't be one of those times , will it ?

HE  WATCHES  HER  ....  wade  yet  has  to  learn  to  TRUST  HER  properly  ,  though  ....  he  is  not  sure  (  is  it  even  possible  ?  to  trust  a  thief  ?  )  she  made  it  very  clear  ,  he  is  not  her  type  &  yet  she  takes  and  takes  ,  and  takes  what  he  gives  her  .  diamonds  and  gold  ,  silver  &  pretty  ,  pretty  necklaces  .  deadpool  knows  how  to  break  into  buildings  ,  he  knows  how  to  get  in  &  out  without  anyone  realising  ,  and  so  does  CATWOMAN  .  ❝  listen  ,  kitty  .  i  am  not  here  to  TRAUMA  dump  on  you  ,  but  you  can  be  sure  when  i  say  that  i  like  you  ,  I  MEAN  IT  .  ❞

she’ll take it all off , making a show of it. hands to guide atop his own to remove the body suit. “ maybe i can .. but do you deserve it ? i don’t think you deserve it. ” her hands run through her hair , journeying down to her breasts. she’s taunting him , tempting him to touch her. “ let’s play a game .. ” a slow grind graduates to a faster pace. “ mm .. no touching , wade. ”

She relaxes against his frame, finding solace in his warmth, in his reassurances. " That might also be cause you got her hopped up on all them milkshakes sugah. Emily's gon' have one hell of a time gettin' her to sleep tonight. " A short laugh accompanies her statement, recalling the two of them downing as many milkshakes as they could, and the subsequent vomiting that followed.

there  is  a  moment  of  silence  between  them  ,  before  she  speaks  again  &  wade  finds  himself  laughing  softly  at  her  words  .  ❝  yeah  ?  you  think  theyll  point  fingers  and  say  im  BIASED  when  i  run  in  to  save  you  and  only  you  ?  forget  about  the  others  ?  ❞  again  ,  he  halts  &  looks  around  .  his  arm  now  retreating  from  her  form  and  he  takes  a  few  steps  away  .  ❝  you  think  ...  we  are  being  watched  ?  maybe  behind  THAT  bush  !  ❞  straightens  his  back  and  points  at  a  random  bush  by  the  side  of  the  road  .  then  ,  his  attention  is  back  on  rogue  with  a  wide  grin  on  his  lips  .

hes moved to the couch and he's barely help in the process. when he falls upon it there is thud but the couch remains in more or less good condition. ❝ you better turn on your radio on one side of the room and your tv on the other because if i hear someone needing help you won't be able to stop me. ❞ clark hangs his head on the end of the couch looking up at the ceiling fan. he appreciates wade caring for him on such a impromptu basis. it felt nice to receive kindness in return. ❝ thank you wade... for letting me take up your whole night like this. ❞

hes tired. he had used so much solar energy during the twilight hours that there is no way for him to feed on the sun til morning. he feels soreness in his muscles. his body craves energy in any form so now he was starving. though he could still go an indefinite amount of time with no eating it would feel nice to have a bite.

wade  calls  from  the  kitchen  while  he  counts  the  dino  chicken  nuggets  he  made  in  his  little  toaster  oven  .  [  its  eleven  ...  we  cant  possibly  share  them  properly  like  this  .  ]  ❝  ugh  ...  what  clark  doesnt  know  ,  doesnt  bother  him  .  ❞  and  with  a  shrug  ,  he  pops  one  of  them  into  his  mouth  before  he  pulls  his  mask  back  down  over  his  face  ,  TO  COVER  UP  HIS  CHEWING  .

❝  UV  LAMP  ?  ill  have  to  look  for  one  ,  i  might  have  one  with  the  rest  of  my  weapons  ,  can  it  wait  until  after  DINNER  ?  ❞  finally  ,  after  placing  exactly  FIVE  dino  shaped  treats  on  two  plates  ,  he  moves  back  to  the  living  room  .  ❝  so  ,  its  not  exactly  a  five  star  meal  ,  but  -  HOLY  SHIT  .  ❞  he  inhales  &  almost  chokes  on  the  bits  and  pieces  of  chicken  he  still  has  in  his  mouth  .  what  an  unexpected  view  --  &  what  too  is  unexpected  ,  is  that  he  stumbles  and  almost  drops  the  plates  ,  sending  two  of  the  nuggets  sliding  off  of  the  ceramic  .