One day, a bus full of absolute DILFs crashed nearby right when the day shift should be clocking out and the night shift should’ve been clocking in, so a few day shift stay back to help out
Dunno, DILF convention nearby or something. Gathering of the world's sexiest older men
They’re a little banged up but relatively fine when they come into the ER
The only thing that’s not fine is that they are all extremely attracted to Dennis and are finding every waking moment to flirt heavily with him
They’re calling him all sorts of sweet, cute nicknames and fighting over who gets to be treated by Dennis first
“Hey Angel, I think I’m feeling some cramping in my arm. Can I ask for a massage?” Then they’re flexing their arm and winking at Dennis
“Leave him alone, Lenny. Don’t listen to him, doll face. You wanna see some real muscle? I’m still a bodybuilder. Might need some feelin' up on my abs.”
“I’ve got two PhDs, sweetheart. Leave those idiots alone and become my primary doctor, I'll give you all the money and attention in the world.”
“If I knew crashing a bus would lead me to the love of my life, I would’ve done so sooner.”
"You're fuckin' gorgeous, baby, but I bet you get that all the time?"
"You in a relationship? Cause I ain't, but I could be. Especially for you, sweetheart."
"This can't be the last time we meet, Doc. You allowed to give out your number? I need you in my life."
Jack and Robby are stewing in rage as they watch Dennis get fawned over by men their age. They watch him blush and giggle and try to keep things professional
Dennis is trying really hard to keep things professional, but they keep complimenting him, and he’s never been on the receiving end of so much positive attention before. He can’t help it if he soaks it all in. He’s having the time of his fucking life
They’re so respectful, asking if he wants them to back off or stop flirting, and he doesn’t even mind if they get a little touchy with him; they apologize directly afterwards, but Dennis reassures them it’s fine, teasing that he likes being manhandled
Jack snaps the pen he was writing with in half, and Robby has to step away and take a breath of fresh air outside
They have a rough rest of the shift. Robby's trying not to snap at people because whenever he does, Dennis gives him the biggest, saddest eyes, and he will feel like the worst person on Earth. Jack doesn't even attempt to go near all the men, afraid he's going to be mean, mean, and make everything worse
This is their push to finally get their heads out of their ass and stop dragging their feet. They realize that there are plenty of other men out there waiting for a man like Dennis, and if they didn’t move quick, he’d be snatched up
They ask him out immediately, making it known they want a real relationship and to be exclusive
Everyone makes fun of the married couple because it took an entire bus full of men for them to finally ask Dennis out after pining for him since they first met him
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