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Joshua: hrrrrnnggh courier six, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keps alerting the white legs

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

Looks like an ancient shitpost to me.

mai nayme is hep and wen i wryt upon the wal so smooth and wite i bless the kynnge commend his akh but then get tyred and carve the croc

It’s the equivalent of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

Did you just

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

What if you went to open a book and it had a flashbang inside haha is a good prank

Oh this is basically reading an Elder Scroll huh

‘he looks cooler with the fursuit’ is not something i’ve ever expected to say about anything. but technically…it does imply to vulpes inculta 

Good references ❤