miss world

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

very difficult when you reflect on your own ability to maintain and develop friendships and you realize you are liz lemon 😔

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

i dont get parasocial except when i do and even then it's for a good reason

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

Worry about it kitten