Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse
Where fruits can be cubes
And lamps have different brightness for double beds
Where what you get is the same as the poster
Relieving both mind and body
No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied
When you need an extra hand
Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream
And anytime u need to soak your feet
Where you raise responsible adults, not brats
And luggage is organised in color codes
When you need help after the condom broke
Instant sanitary gratification
Why they are so welcome at football matches
Where water is that clean in the drains