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Max: Oh so LOVE IS LOVE except when that love isnt directed at a conventionally attractive legal aged person.

Max: But when I talk about my love for my war crimes suddenly we have a problem.

Judge: yes Mr. President, because that's an admittance of guilt in this court of law.

Max: oh I don't feel guilt. had it surgerically removed.

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I don’t think I’ve drawn this much in years…

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Free sybil...

#girl Stinkey was right #drop that penny like a bad habit and see your worth girl

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Sam and max dream together :3

Sam: Max, enough. Stop beating a dead horse.

Max, smacking it's ass with a crop: he's not dead, he told me he was into this shit.

*sound of horse orgasim*

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I’m Sam and maxing it

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The World of Ultimate Gaming

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Where sam goes after the inventory.

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How to know if it's gonna rain?

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Sam: The best security is to look like you don't need security.

Max: And Crossbows

Sam: And Crossbows

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Max: Hey Geek, I'm gonna put you on speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick-

Geek: Blood? Who's blood?

Max: oh, don't be so fussy. It's my blood.

Geek: where did this blood come from?

Max: a stab wound.

Geek: you were stabbed?

Max: Of course not.

Geek: where is the stab wound.

Max: on the stomach.

Geek: Your stomach?

Max: no.

Geek: how did this blood become yours?

Max: I stole his blood bank donor card.

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Max: I love friends to lovers stories! I want a friends to lovers story where nothing changes when they become loves. They just kiss sometimes.

Sam: *Kisses Max* how's that?

Max: Hit me again, I like it.

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Max: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?

Sam, snatching the can: Max No! You're legally not allowed to drink energy drinks anymore.

Sam: Let me test your theory. *chugs*

Max, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Sam, from the next room: Who the f-

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Max: It's Kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone else makes.

Max: it's like, ooh~ I'm pregnant with your humour, i'm giggling and it's yours~

Sam:..... remind me, I need to refill your perscriptions.

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Sam: I thought I was bisexual for a long time because I have a lot of reverence for women.

Sam: Now I know that's the gayest thing you can have. Straight men don't like women.

Max: No way! I never knew I was straight.

Sam: wait no.

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