Hyperfixating Bunny

Max: it's like, ooh~ I'm pregnant with your humour, i'm giggling and it's yours~

Sam: Now I know that's the gayest thing you can have. Straight men don't like women.

Max: No way! I never knew I was straight.

Max: Since when do you work out.

Sam: I'm not, I've found relaxing my muscles helps me to crack my back easier to allow me to release the pent up farts from our poor diet.

Max: and that works?

Sam: honestly your stomach was so cavernous to fit all your snacks I could probably live comfortably inside that gastro-interior condo.

Max, handing Sam ingredients: Raspberries aren’t either, and kiwi are a bird.

Max: chugging cranberry juice before drinking a Dr. Dill's soda.

Sam: why?

Max: to keep my body guessing, I am to train my urinary track to shoot kidney stones like a machine gun!