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spongebob no doubt had to work very hard to attain a worldview that caters to such boundless joy as his, even being able to appreciate his job as a fry cook and his grouchy neighbor, but he eventually made it and now every day is a paradise. and im sure he's still learning how to live because it means so much to him

happy 4th to her

im in the jospital

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

I tried to walk in you're shoes but Buddy your feets is Scary 😓

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit