the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

holy fuck she's the he on streaming. never thought id see the day. watching tomorrow with the friends but i also want to watch it right now tornnnn

btw it was quite good and funny and sweet! please watch the transgender movie do it 4 me

the horny einstein: i just had a stroke of penious

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

if you pee in your pants you pee in real life #punk