can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

haters see me and say christ what is that

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

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fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.