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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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this fanfic shit is easy
"We want more complicated female characters!"
Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.
Important tags to include actually.
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.

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Peace and love
I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.
actual visceral screams of terror
imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened
Truth!
Justice!
Freedom!
…reasonably priced love!
…and maybe a hardboiled egg?
Is that too much to ask?
“Happy” Glorious 25th May to those who celebrate (and Towel Day)

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How many in-use* drink containers do you have in your room?
1-3
4-8
9+
None!
*You can just count the ones that are yours if you share a room. You don’t need to count ones that just hold random stuff or are unused + empty (e.g. collectible cup on a shelf, cup still in its packaging, pen-holder cup, etc)
Cans, drink bottles, and mugs also count
message to all bitches
please survive
Pick your medieval job!
* noble (but only the first one who picks this will get it due to primogeniture)
* knight (only first five people get this)
* monk/nun (only the first dozen people get this)
* merchant (only the first 20 get this)
* yeomam farmer (only the first 50 get this)
* master craftsperson (only first 100 get this)
* monastic lay brother/sister
* dayworker craftsperson
* servant
* woods-person/hunter/forager
* serf
* see results
Some results limited to discourage bloat (we can’t have 1,000 nobles and no serfs!) if the professional is already full, sorry, you’re a serf
Pick your medieval job!
noble (but only the first one who picks this will get it due to primogeniture)
knight (only first five people get this)
monk/nun (only the first dozen people get this)
merchant (only the first 20 get this)
yeomam farmer (only the first 50 get this)
master craftsperson (only first 100 get this)
monastic lay brother/sister
dayworker craftsperson
servant
woods-person/hunter/forager
serf
see results
Some results limited to discourage bloat (we can’t have 1,000 nobles and no serfs!) if the professional is already full, sorry, you’re a serf
Half Man // Fyodor Dostoevsky

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i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights
This sculpture is Round About Four Dimensions, by Julius von Bismarck & Benjamin Maus