Stoned In Paradise

what if i like…didnt fuck up for once??? That would be so lit

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying

I am so desensitized to crying bc it is just a normal part of life for me, ppl who are like “I haven’t cried since my grandmas funeral five years ago” really blow me away its like dang buddy I cried like 10 times just on the way to get here!

“Oh my gosh Sally!” Lmfaooooo

LMAO FUCK

sally: scorpio, leo, gemini, ARIES, aquarius, sagittarius

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better example of a company desperate to imitate memes it doesn’t understand.

noooooooooo

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

I’m the Miami accent

MIELDA

I’m la agua cochina esa

theres so much happening in such a short time

😭😭😭

When aliens really attack Earth, my first thought is probably going to be “Which movie came the closest?”