Amrâlimê

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

Women be treating themselves to special groceries and cheeses when they can financially

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment 

sext: “did you see the moon tonight?”

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these