the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US
Here's me (6'2) in front of the Women Monolith for scale

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the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US
Here's me (6'2) in front of the Women Monolith for scale

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, thereâs more!
found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.
i love this guy

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how do u know the porn youâre watching is totally consensual
that these women werenât forced into this work
that these women are of age
that these women were treated properly on set
that these women are okay with it being released in the format it has been released(onto which website/etc)
you fucking donât
IF YOUâRE WATCHING HIGH-PRODUCTION PORN FROM MAINSTREAM COMPANIES, YOU CAN NOW BE CERTAIN OF ALL OF THESE THINGS. The major companies require an STD test every fourteen days, and some even require WEEKLY tests. They go to great lengths to make sure the performers feel comfortable on set and their actions are consensual, before and after filming.
They go to very, VEEEEEEEERY, perhaps annoyingly great lengths to verify age. If I lose ONE of my government-issued IDâs, Iâm totally fucked fr work with these people. We also have to sign a LOT of paperwork, on video, while LISTENING to someone tell us âthis will be published on the internet. is that okay?â to which we answer YES. More into amateur porn? Thatâs okay! You can still take measures to ensure that youâre buying safe, consensual porn! By buying it DIRECTLY from female performers on websites like MyGirlFund. Then, you donât even have to give money to one of the big porn companies, which many of us understandably have some qualms with. It goes straight to her! I realize there are problems in sex work. NONE OF THEM GET SOLVED BY CONVINCING PEOPLE TO STOP PAYING US. YOU ARE STARVING SEX WORKERS WHEN YOU DO THAT. But hey, when have radfems ever given a fuck about the women they actively harm with their misguided efforts?
Every time you go in a public place and something ISNâT disgusting itâs because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground itâs because somebody cleaned it.
Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.
There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.
The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.
There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.
Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.
Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.
And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:
"I also choose this guy's dead wife."
For the sake of letting the full story be known: you have to imagine that after another moment of horrified silence, Dead Wife giy bursts out laughing and says, with a bittersweet smile "yeah, that was her sense of humor..."
Oh fuck that's right I neglected the most important part of this.

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growing up with a psychologist for a mother was so funny because my sister and i would be like âmo-om why do we have to go to bed nowâ and she would respond with a long explanation of the research on the effects of sleep on the brain and body followed by another explanation on permissive vs. authoritarian vs. authoritative parenting styles, with citations
this was actually really good in some instances though because i started having insomnia and intrusive thoughts very young and when little me was like âmom i donât like the thoughts in my head but i canât make them go away and i canât sleepâ she replied with âoh honey. active thought suppression never works. in fact, wegner et al. (1987) tested this when they told a bunch of people to talk about whatever they wanted, and they told half of them to try not to think about a white bear. people thought more about the white bear when they were trying not to think about it! but when they told the people to think about a red car whenever thoughts of the white bear came to mind, the people had a much easier time not thinking about the white bear. so you see, you canât force the thoughts out of your mind. you just have to let them pass through, and pick something else that you want to focus onâ
and so ever since i was a very little kid i knew how to deal with intrusive thoughts, Iâve had them my whole life but never developed ocd or senses of shame about them cause my mom did her phd on thought suppression and she knows whatâs up
from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist
"But what about <thing that literally kills people>?"
This was on a non rebloggable post so I'm setting it free.
it would suck being a new immortal. like itâd be 2109 and people would go, âwhat was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?â and iâd just be like, ânoâŚno i was born in 1991. so like, wow iâm gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean iâm not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. donât think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.â
even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. âWhat was it like seeing the pyramids being built?â âFuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.â âOh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?â âI fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.â
And now, a lesson in biases:
We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We donât even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.
Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a âprecursorâ ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascarâs current population.
The point is, we do not know.
So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascarâs human history?
Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone elseâs pet Major Event.
Itâs been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyoneâs left to it.

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do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion thatâs just likeâŚ
âmeddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphanâ
ânew study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesnât countâ
âarea woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to bossâ nieceâs bat mitzvahâ
âarkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are forâ
âarea man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuitâ
âbreaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethicâ
âHub City mayor declares state of unemergency after two hours without a violent crimeâ
âgrown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problemâ
âdisappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costumeâ
âdrunk Aquaman rampages through âPirates of the Caribbeanâ rideâ
ânew Teen Titan not attached to any Justice League member wonders why theyâve been issued a uniform with a red shirtâ
âEarth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planetâ
ââno one knows how to stop himâ says armed police officer as non-powered clown-themed supervillain begins 82nd massacre this yearâ
Halfway through these I forgot that these were supposed to be Onion headlines and not actual headlines for the DC universe.
depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy